Episode 9: “TELL US ABOUT IT! - ALL ABOUT JANET”
This episode’s timestamps are 00:56:10-01:03:33, PROBABLY Hayley’s favorite segment of the film (and as a Janet, can you blame me??) where we join voyeurs Columbia and Magenta in watching some friendly hands give some much needed action in the track “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me”, and it just would not be the Janet episode w/o profiling the woman we idolize <3 SUSAN SARANDON <333333. Why, if Crim is a human being, does he need not only the dictionary definition of the word emotion, he needs a TICKER TAPE explaining the document being referenced?? Y’all Heart-eyed Cyclops Crim Watch this video (or jump to minute 5:58) to see why we call Rocky Horror the PowerPoint of films San and Stephany (special guesting from Midnight Insanity) @ KAOS at The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, California GAH Susan is literally the perfect blend of cute and sexy (yes I’m in Crazy, Stupid, Love with her OKAY) like her facial features are so wide and open that she looks so innocent and naive...